Yes, we know. Katy Perry is a delicious slut who doesn’t make us think of Jesus any sooner than The Jersey Shore does…
But according to CNN, Katy Perry was a God girl. Like. Really. Katy Perry sang about kissing girls, and now she’s talking tongues: In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Perry reveals that her Christian minister parents spoke in tongues when she was growing up.The California girl, who has “Jesus” tattooed on her left wrist, tells the magazine, “Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt..’ It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God.” Perry, 25, adds that her dad usually speaks in tongues while her mom plays interpreter. “That’s their gift,” she explains.
Speaking of gifts, Perry reportedly bought fiance Russell Brand a $200,000 ticket to outer space aboard the Virgin Galactic for his 35th birthday.But if Perry feels lucky to have found love with the British comic, she’ll never admit it. In the Perry household, she explains, “I wasn’t able to say I was lucky because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that lucky sounded like Lucifer.”In fact, the quirky brunette reveals, “I wasn’t allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.”
now suddenly all of the “acting out because of repressed sexuality” makes sense.
Not to be seen as an already senile magazine whose taste in cover-worthy people is down the drain, Rolling Stone featured Katy Perry’s tits on the cover of their latest issue. The singer of the hit song California Girl is seen not wearing rubber bikinis or whatever latex monstrosity on the bed, but instead, wearing matching pink panties and bra that shows her bountiful goodies. In the magazine, she also talks about her younger years being raised by ultra-conservative religious parents. She also talked about eggs, tongues and lucky charms.
On speaking in tongues and their parents having this gift:
“Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt.’ It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God. A lot of religions use meditation or chanting. It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God.”
On how her mom is term-sensitive with eggs and why she wasn’t allowed to eat lucky charms:
“I wasn’t ever able to say I was ‘lucky’ because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that lucky sounded like Lucifer. Deviled eggs were called ‘angeled’ eggs. I wasn’t allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.”Well, just in case she wants to know, I also have a gift of tongue, ask the girls I bring home to my basement every night. We can discuss it anytime, just give me a call. In the meantime, ‘ya did good Rolling Stone, ‘ya did good.
Katy Perry's Topless Photos You already saw red hot Rolling Stone cover, now it's time to see her topless photo.
The "California Gurls" songstress posed in fishnet stockings (and nothing else) for her Rolling Stone cover story. The 25-year-old California native talked about how she is "grossed out" by casual to the magazine.
The Beer Goggler Says: You have to give it to those crafty little bastards over at Rolling Stone Magazine. They certainly know how to put the blogosphere into a tizzy. Those little scoundrels started off by releasing a low quality version of the cover. They then released a medium quality version of the cover. They then sat back patiently and waited just long enough so everyone including Bob and his uncle tried their hand at Photoshop and turned the MQ cover image into an image that was labeled HQ, but could barely pass for horribly butchered LQ image. They then teased everyone with a HQ version of the cover and waited again. By this point I received three emails asking me whether or not I had the entire set in HQ and was simply holding them back. One dude from Minnesota said he would let me have webcam with his 18 year old sister if I emailed him the entire set in HQ. I had nothing better to do, so I said hello to her over Skype. Let’s just say she wasn’t a looker, so I passed. Another guy said he’d send me a couple of pizzas. I asked him where he lived and he said in Romania. I passed again. I then had some dude threaten me saying that he would call the Internet Police for me posting the HQ pics. I told him that I hadn’t posted the HQ pics. He then asked if I could. I passed. Truth be told, I don’t have the HQ images. If I did you would be looking at them right now. While I was making new friends all over the Internet the cheeky little minions at Rolling Stone Magazine did release these heavily tagged LQ images that will have to do. I will release the HQ images a few days after everyone else gets them because this is The Beer Goggler and not one of those other popular celebrity sites that has a brother who has a sister who made out with the girl who works in the editing department of Rolling Stone Magazine…
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